Report: High-Ranking Corps Member Caught Repeatedly Defecating On Campus
Several eyewitness reports indicate that a high-ranking female member of the Texas A&M University Corps of Cadets has been openly defecating and urinating on the Texas A&M campus.
The shocking reports from students, faculty and anonymous sources within E-2 Company seem to suggest that the cadet in question has physically relieved herself in broad daylight almost every single day of the last four years without reprimand.
Sources say the cadet tended to sniff around trees and patches of grass before exposing herself in full view of the student body. The cadet rarely even wore clothes while doing so, opting to be scantily clad in maroon robes if she wore anything at all.
The Mugdown has reached out to representatives from the university, the Corps of Cadets, and E-2 Company for comment.
—Hullakazoo
If you have ever attended Midnight Yell, you have unknowingly seen Hullakazoo. He marches in amongst the band wearing a Walmart army man Halloween costume whilst blasting his shrill kazoo into the midnight sky over Aggieland. You may hear his kazoo echoing down the halls of Evans library late at night, but you will never find him. Thankfully we are the only ones who could corner him and got him to join us and say some funny stuff every so often. The kazoo playing is really starting to bug us though.