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Local Student Singlehandedly Saves College Station Home Improvement Industry

By Hazed and Confused , in Local News , at December 10, 2019 Tags: , , , , ,

Local home improvement businesses have seen a dramatic increase in revenue over the past few months. The increased business has been predominantly driven by Sigma Alpha fraternity brother Blake Gooseman’s ability to destroy drywall in a fit of rage.

“I’ve been under a lot of stress, so I’ve had a pretty short temper lately,” Gooseman said. “When I get really angry, I just need to do something, so I take it out on the wall. After I’ve cooled down, I just call some workers the next day to come fix the drywall.”

“It’s a miracle,” said Charles Sloan, the owner of a local home improvement shop. “I’ve made more money repairing drywall in the last month than over the last five years combined.”

Gooseman’s outbursts are so frequent that the home repair industry in College Station has been completely revitalized.  As a result, several new shops have opened up in town to capitalize on the phenomenon.

 

—Hazed and Confused