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Hall of Champions Lives Up to Name, Welcomes Alabama

By Homewrecking Crew , in Sports , at October 12, 2019 Tags: , , , ,

Last-minute preparations were made Friday night as Hall of Champions employees hastily hung welcome signs for honored guests and the champion Alabama football team. Since the Hall of Champions had not hosted a championship caliber team in well over a year, staff worked late into the night to ensure a smooth welcome ceremony Saturday morning. 

“It’s quite an honor, ” said head football coach Jimbo Fisher when asked about his invitation to attend the ceremony. Fisher marks only the second coach in Texas A&M history to experience the Hall of Champions in all its glory. “I have a championship trophy upstairs and a championship caliber team downstairs. What more could a coach ask for?”

The irregular nature of such events has prompted discussion on renaming the exclusive section of Kyle Field altogether. At press time, the front runner of the proposed name changes was “Career Fair Hall,” although academic officials were unavailable for comment.

 

—Homewrecking Crew