Campus Voices: Texas A&M Ranks First in Fortune 500 CEOs
A recent survey conducted by U.S. News & World Report revealed that there were more graduates of Texas A&M heading Fortune 500 companies than any other institution. What do you think?
“Of course these four extremely rare CEO success stories are fully representative of every student’s success at Mays.”
Lance Maddox • Supply Chain Academic Advisor
“My Comfort Colors® feels baggier and my Nike shorts seem higher — and I only needed four Adderall today!”
Garrett Holcomb • PPA Student
“I don’t know why people are celebrating this. The job market is crazy right now, that’s four less jobs for me.”
Rodrigo Aceveds • Engineering Student
“Wait, can I put this on my resume?”
Maddison Blackburn • PREP Counselor
“That’s aMAYSing.”
Aggressive Mays Anniversary posters plastered across West Campus
“Who needs a CEO-style coach like Sumlin when we’ve got a winner like Jimbo who really works with his players. I don’t care about this CEO nonsense — wait, where’s Herman on this coach list?”
Anonymous A&M Football Booster
—Maroon Gloat
Every single night before she goes to bed, Maroon Gloat plans her outfit for the next day. She gets cold easily and needs something to constantly insulate her. She has tried jackets, pullovers, and even shawls, but nothing keeps her warm like coats. One day, she discovered reds and purples looked best on her — specifically maroon. She wears maroon with such confidence that it’s now become her trademark. Rumour has it you can find her driving golf carts during campus tours… there’s even a football game honoring how good it looks on her.