Reckless Moron Turns in Scantron Without Double Checking Answers
According to eyewitness accounts, equestrian sciences major Miguel Horacio submitted his exam scantron immediately after filling in the last bubble without so much as a second glance at his previous answers.
“I didn’t think about it,” Horacio said. “I’d been up late studying, so I was just ready to be done with that test.” The Mugdown spoke with several of Horacio’s classmates who seemed to be shocked by his behavior.
“How could he not take two extra minutes to make sure his answers were bubbled correctly?” said visibly shaken junior Karen Lile. “He spent all that time studying, his grade was at stake, and he didn’t seem to care.”
According to sources on the scene, Dr. Sutherland, Horacio’s political science professor, reminded students before the exam to double check the bubbling of their answers on the scantron. However, Dr. Sutherland has been unavailable for comments, as he has reportedly been experiencing emotional distress since having been blatantly ignored by one of his students.
—t.u.kulele
In the basement of the MSC, there is a broom closet that holds a secret society that is lesser known to the student body: the Texas A&M Ukulele Society. t.u.kulele is the founding member, consistently playing “Can’t Help Falling in Love” and “Nevershoutnever,” while avoiding all academic responsibility.