Campus Voices: Saturday’s Ring Day Moved to the Rec
Saturday’s Ring Day has been moved to the Rec due to severe weather warnings. What do you think?
“I can’t wait to take cute photos with my ring in front of the rock climbing wall!”
Anne Masuda ‘20 • Biomedical Engineering Major
“My family better remember their towels.”
Thomas Vernon ‘19 • Special Education Major
“Great. Now the line for a weight rack will be even longer.”
Roger Buckley ‘21 • Physical Education Major
—Anime Sciences
Treading silently through the Kleberg Center amongst the yeeyees and horse girls, we find Anime Sciences making his way to class with his head bowed. An inattentive freshmen accidentally walks into him, and suddenly the crowded hallway goes hush. A mind-bendingly long series of close-ups, confused grunts, and angry growls signals the triggering of Anime Sciences’ wrath as he unsheathes his katana from its holster. Uttering a rapid flurry of insults in English that somehow don’t match the movement of his lips, he challenges the freshman to either flee or face certain death. The fish scampers off. Order is restored in West Campus.