Cadets Prohibited from Using Dating Apps

Late January marked another semester briefing for the Corps of Cadets. Cadets made their way into Rudder Auditorium to be reminded of the rules and challenge themselves to stay awake for the next two and a half hours. Those who were still alert half way through the brief would have heard Chief Compliance Officer, Kevin McGinnis, say that he hoped no one had “that” app on their phone when ensuring everyone knew that swiping right (or left) was not an indicator of sexual consent. While, for many, this was a passing comment of little note, it did peak some individuals’ interest.

After multiple heated discussions amongst the Commandant’s Staff, a decision was made to prohibit cadets from using dating apps.  The original policy only targeted those apps that would likely lead to one night hook ups, but officials have indicated that all dating apps are problematic as you can order up a date as easily as you might order up a pizza. “Dating should involve more effort. Students should have to look someone in the eye in order to ask them out,” said an anonymous official involved in the policy’s creation.

Cadets are less enthusiastic about the policy. One cadet, who wished to remain anonymous, said, “I don’t know how I’m supposed to find a date. I can’t date anyone in my outfit, I’m not dating a boot chaser, and I don’t know anyone else. My buddies are great and all, but I’ve got to walk under the century tree before I graduate.” Officials are not concerned that cadets will find their true love. One official from the class of ’75 was heard saying, “I found the love of my life while at Texas A&M, and we didn’t even have email, there’s no reason these cadets can’t find someone.”

 

—Reveille Hills