MugMatch: The Mugdown’s Newest Dating Service
Are you a senior with boots who doesn’t have plans on Valentine’s Day? Or are you an underclassman who still hasn’t found a new significant other after that long-distance break-up with your high school sweetheart? If you’re an Aggie looking for a date, then the Mugdown has a solution for you.
Our Mission:
MugMatch exists to pr
ovide every lonely Aggie with the opportunity to find a date using our 5-minute questionnaire.
Our Motivation:
After an influx of sad articles written by our very single writers, we realized The Mugdown needed to do something. This loneliness epidemic, however, exists across the whole campus, not just within our organization. To combat this, we decided to put our intern to work designing an effective matching algorithm to allow every Aggie to meet a potential date.
How it Works:
We use our 5-minute questionnaire to get an understanding of each applicant. Using our patent-pending algorithm, we find each student’s match considering the preferences of both students. The process is simple!
Click the link at the bottom of this article and finish answering the questions by February 12th!
Be honest! You’ll find a much more fulfilling match waiting if your answers are true to yourself. Ensure you are signed into your Texas A&M email account. We do this to verify our applicants are currently enrolled at the university. The application closes February 12th at midnight, so be sure to finish by then.
Wait until February 14th for your MugMatch.
We will roll out emails with MugMatches on the 14th. You will receive your match’s name and email. From there, you can decide on further means of communication and potential meetups.
Enjoy the time you two have together, however long that is!
What are you waiting for?
Click here to take the questionnaire!
The perfect match is waiting!
—Anime Sciences
Treading silently through the Kleberg Center amongst the yeeyees and horse girls, we find Anime Sciences making his way to class with his head bowed. An inattentive freshmen accidentally walks into him, and suddenly the crowded hallway goes hush. A mind-bendingly long series of close-ups, confused grunts, and angry growls signals the triggering of Anime Sciences’ wrath as he unsheathes his katana from its holster. Uttering a rapid flurry of insults in English that somehow don’t match the movement of his lips, he challenges the freshman to either flee or face certain death. The fish scampers off. Order is restored in West Campus.