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5 Accents to Avoid When Selecting a Professor

By Left on Redass , in Campus Life Clickbait , at January 29, 2019 Tags: , , , ,

Here at The Mugdown, we are aware that every student hates showing up to a class to find out that their professor has an awful, unavoidable accent. “Why wasn’t this listed on RateMyProfessor,” you may ask yourself while you try to find space in another section. Unfortunately, every other section for your class is full. Next time use our list of accents to avoid to make sure you never take a class with a professor you do not understand.

Nicolas Cage

As much as you can respect your professor for their obvious interest in acting greats, let’s leave our Declaration of Independence voice at home.

Anything from Home Alone

I never want to hear “get out of here you filthy animal” while leaving office hours ever again.

Darth Vader

Who wants to listen to muffled breathing every second? No one does.

That Guy Who Says “Now Forming At The North End of Kyle Field”

It’s not funny when the whole third deck does it, it’s certainly not going to be funny when your professor does it every class.

Bane

“No one cared who I was until I put relevant information on the Exam 2 Study Guide,” will never be funny.

 

—Left On RedAss