7 Prettiest Locations on Campus
1. Lot 100
Do you like long walks on the beach during the summer time? Traveling to and from this iconic location is kind of like that, just much hotter and less photogenic.
2. Blocker Bathrooms
Do you need a cubby to hold your crap, while you’re taking one? This is the place to be. Not to mention the lack of lighting, which really helps one fall asleep while skipping POLS 207.
3. Heldenfels Hall
What’s that smell? Is it mold? Wait…is it piss
4. Ag Café
If you like eating sub-par Chick-fil-a in what appears to be a dining area from an early 2000s McDonald’s, this location is a must. Good thing all of the furniture, floors and countertops are so dark, hiding the true filth which they contain.
5. Halbouty
This place is a true gem, one of the greatest editions to our Lithosphere. If you are required to take blow-off life and physical science electives, you know that this place rocks
6. Sbisa Loading Bay
If you think that the food in Sbisa smells great when served, you have not experienced the smell of it being disposed of. Turns out, brick oven pizza will start to smell like roadkill after a few hours in a dumpster. Mmmm, wretched!
7. Portapotty Row
Having too much fun at that men’s orgs’ tailgate, but need to break the seal? Maybe you’re en route to Breakaway and just can’t wait for them to open the doors. If this sounds like you, Portapotty Row™ is guaranteed to meet your needs.
—Homewrecking Crew
Gentlemen, lock up your girlfriends, Homewrecking Crew is out on the town tonight. He’s tall, brutishly handsome and has a smile that can melt even the most loyal of girl’s hearts. Rumor has it that making prolonged contact with those dreamy eyes can make a relationship that lasted since high school dissolve into obscurity. So if you’re hoping to give her that ring by spring, make sure you keep her safe from Homewrecking Crew!