TOP 7 HOTTEST WAGS IN THE CORPS
According to Corps of Cadets lore, there are only seven hot females in the organization at any one given time. The Mugdown has conducted hard hitting research to determine who those attractive khaki-clad females are, and we have the privilege to share that list with you. This list is approved by the Commandant of the Corps of Cadets and Quad Moms. Congratulations if you are one of the lucky few.
7. Rat Terrier Wag
6. Golden Retriever Wag
5. Double Wag
4. This Dog’s Wag
3. Fluffy Wag
2. Puppy Wag
1. Black Labrador Wag
— Buffalo Wild Wags
Wait… you’ve never eaten wings at Duncan before? Woe is you, because there is only one cadet crafty enough to finagle Buffalo Wild Wings delivery to the Quad at any waking moment. If starving cadets have ever woken up drooling to the scent of Hot BBQ or Mango Habanero, you could blame her, if you knew who she was. But don’t be too upset, we can’t convince her to bring any to meetings either.