Student Tries to Hug Reveille, You Won’t Believe What Happens Next!
This student spotted the Queen herself on campus and decided to stop her for a picture. Upon posing with a hug, Reveille went to give the unsuspecting undergraduate a kiss.
— Longboard of Regents
You know that douchebag that rides his longboard in the “No Bike Zone” between the Memorial Student Center and Rudder? Yeah, that’s our Longboard of Regents. When he actually shows up to meetings, you can count on him to sit in the back and Juul with his head drooping to the side as he tries not to fall asleep.