He said WHAT?! Inspirational Quotes from the Yell Leaders
“The hardest part about being a Yell Leader is the Kiwi restriction. Even though I hate them, not being allowed to eat them has been the greatest sacrifice I’ve had to make. You’re welcome for my service.” ~REID WILLIAMS
“I don’t wear underwear underneath my jumpsuit.” ~CONNOR JOSEPH
“Living with Ms. Rev was the greatest experience of my life, until a year later that two faced bitch abandoned me for some other Cadet. I guess you just can’t trust these hoes, can you?” ~GAVIN SUEL
“I am currently creating a petition to make all Yell Leader uniforms red. That way the enemy can’t see when we’re bleeding like they could this season.” ~KARSTEN LOWE
“Whenever I feel down, I like to imagine my picture in a Mugdown clickbait article. Unfortunately, the university has copyrighted every picture of me so I know that I never will.” ~BLAKE JONES
— Hazed and Confused
Alright, alright, alright. You may think the frat daddy that always sits in the back of your math classes with a blank look on his face is just a hungover idiot. Well, you’re wrong. After going through both fraternity AND corps hazing, this soldier deserves your appreciation. Next time you’re in class taking an exam and covering your paper so he can’t cheat from behind you, give him a little peek. If he fails this class, that means another 100 burpees from his pisshead.