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He said WHAT?! Inspirational Quotes from the Yell Leaders

By Hazed and Confused , in Clickbait , at January 24, 2019 Tags: , , , , ,

“The hardest part about being a Yell Leader is the Kiwi restriction.  Even though I hate them, not being allowed to eat them has been the greatest sacrifice I’ve had to make.  You’re welcome for my service.” ~REID WILLIAMS

“I don’t wear underwear underneath my jumpsuit.” ~CONNOR JOSEPH

“Living with Ms. Rev was the greatest experience of my life, until a year later that two faced bitch abandoned me for some other Cadet.  I guess you just can’t trust these hoes, can you?” ~GAVIN SUEL

“I am currently creating a petition to make all Yell Leader uniforms red.  That way the enemy can’t see when we’re bleeding like they could this season.” ~KARSTEN LOWE

“Whenever I feel down, I like to imagine my picture in a Mugdown clickbait article.  Unfortunately, the university has copyrighted every picture of me so I know that I never will.” ~BLAKE JONES

 

— Hazed and Confused