If You’re a Student In College Station, This One Weird Trick Could Save You Big on Tuition
Tuition for Texas A&M can cost tens of thousands of dollars per semester, and that adds up quick! We talked to an A&M staff member who told us a trick to saving BIG on your tuition:
“Receive a scholarship, either through sports performance or academic achievement.”
Wow! If I’d known about this when I was younger, I might not be crippled by debt.
—12th Man Card
12th Man Card is consistently losing his manhood, whether that be by skipping “Saturdays Are for the Boys” parties, drinking Michelob Lime Cactus or holding his girlfriend’s purse during football games. 12th Man Card is willing to sacrifice his manliness for love, leaving him with a constant turnstile of love interests that never seem to satisfy his romantic needs.