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If You Can Identify With Any of These 6 Things, You Are a Sheep

By Thanks & Gingham , in Campus Life Clickbait , at January 21, 2019 Tags: , , , ,

1. Your favorite food is grass.

2. Your name is both singular and plural at the same time.

3. Your tallow is used to produce soap and candles.

4. You’re only slightly less intelligent than a pig.

 

5. You can see behind you without turning your head.

6. You believe that the traditions of Texas A&M University are special and vital to the student experience here. They build character and are a way to represent the university’s core values. These traditions include everybody by creating a common activity students of all backgrounds can share together. The unity brought about by the traditions of Texas A&M allows all Aggies to work with their peers to push boundaries and achieve greater levels of excellence, positively impacting their community and serving their fellow man.

—Thanks & Gingham