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Breaking: DISOBEY WITH THE MAROON LEGION

By West Campus Mirage , in Local News , at November 5, 2018 Tags: , , , , ,

The Mugdown received the following press release from the anonymous organization “Maroon Legion” late last night.  The sender asked for us to publish the statement today, on the celebration of Guy Fawkes’ Day.

ELITIST SECRET SOCIETIES have governed this school for too long! Members of this cancerous aristocracy identify themselves by wearing AGGIE RINGS on their LEFT HANDS!  They have established the ‘tradition’ of wearing Aggie Rings on right hands as a way to suppress us – the peaceful majority.

We invite you and all other Aggies to aid in DISRUPTING their system by wearing YOUR AGGIE RINGS on your LEFT HAND!  While physically harmless, this will send a message to the elitists that we will no longer be restrained!

WE ARE THE MAROON LEGION.
WE DO NOT FORGIVE.
WE DO NOT FORGET.
We do not lie, cheat or steal, nor tolerate those who do.”

 

ㅡWest Campus Mirage

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