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BREAKING: 12th Man Pass Plague Ravages A&M Campus

By Longboard of Regents , in Local News , at October 1, 2018 Tags: , , , ,

A recent plague has struck Aggieland at an alarming rate. Following the Aggies’ loss to Clemson, many students have been noticing an outbreak of Sports Pass For Sale Disease, commonly known as SPFSD. While cases are to be expected when approaching the end of October, this year’s strain has become viral as early as September. Beutal Health Center has released a message providing student’s with prevention methods in order to avoid catching SPFSD.

Student Health Services

Texas A&M University

A.P. Beutel Health Center

shs.tamu.edu

 

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Beutel Health Clinic, 12:44 PM

It has come to our attention that SPFSD has become active sooner than usual this year. All students are urged to avoid the use of the following:

TAMU Sports Passes For Sale

TAMU Sports Passes (Buy, Sell, Trade)

POLS 207 GroupMe from 2016

Texas A&M Free and For Sale

We thank you for your cooperation.

If you experience any symptoms of SPFSD, see a health professional immediately.

Student Health Services provides this medical warning note in accordance with Student Rule 7, Attendance. Those who are already infected with SPFSD are encouraged to skip class.

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An Aggie does elaborate, collaborate, and borrow.

The Texas A&M Athletic Department has already committed $75 million dollars towards research in hopes of finding a cure for SPFSD. If you would like to join the cause and help put an end to SPFSD, call 979-MUGDOWN today.

 

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