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New Women’s Organization is Exciting and Different

By Wehner Dog , in Local News , at September 7, 2018 Tags: , , ,

Really Exciting Very Extroverted Individuals Laughing and Loving Everything Sensationally or REVEILLES is a brand new women’s organization recruiting for the first time at A&M this fall! Their president, Lydia Burton, explains why this organization is different from every other all-female group on campus.

“What I love about our organization is that it’s going to expand nationwide. The largest advantage Greek life has over women’s organizations is the fact that sororities are nationally recognized, but REVEILLES is here to change that. By 2020, we should have expanded across the nation, having Alabama REVEILLES and even expanding to UT.” Burton explains.

General Member Maya Patrick gives us her take on why this new women’s organization is so special. “We’re going to buy a house for all of our members to live in to increase unity. Sororities usually only allow girls to live in their housing for a single year, but we think having the option to live under the same roof for up to four years will really boost harmony among us.”

Burton also openly explained how they’re going to make hazing their members publicly known. “We are proud to announce that our new ladies will get to drive all current officers to and from school. What better way to get to know your sisters than to complain about our education first thing in the morning?”

As sorority recruitment comes to an end, women’s organizations are beginning their recruitment to pick up the girls who didn’t quite make it through the madness of Howdy Week. Be on the lookout for new organizations that are offering “different alternatives” for the same issue we all have–making friends.

 

-Wehner Dog