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High School Friend: “I Have Great Opportunity For You to Make Some Money”

By Whoop-Tang Clan , in Local News , at April 23, 2018 Tags: , , , ,

BY THAT FRIEND FROM HIGH SCHOOL

Hey, it’s Justin Dillons! How’s it going? Oh, you’re busy? I know how that goes; before I found my current job, it seemed like the more I was working, the less I was making. Go figure!

I know we haven’t talked in two or three years — time sure flies, doesn’t it? — hard to believe high school was that long ago. Anyway, I wanted to reach out because I’ve been thinking about you recently. You’ve always been driven, so you were the first person to come to mind when I found this amazing job opportunity that pays unbelievably well and requires almost no time or effort!

It’s crazy that people don’t realize that you could be making a seven-figure income in a matter of weeks with the company that I work for! What company is that? Doesn’t really matter if you’re making seven digits! Haha!

What qualifications? You’ve already got what it takes— a hard-working attitude and a passion for success. Nope, no website! But there is an informational next Tuesday at 7pm at the TRYP By Wyndham—yeah, off of Texas Aven— no, it’s not the sketchy hotel. It’s behind the Jack in the Box.

Of course the job is real! And the best part is that you can make a ton of money by just networking and hanging out with friends!

A scam? Come on, do you think I’d be hitting up an old friend like you to wrap you into some sort of scheme? I’m just trying to help you out by offering you the chance to avoid the rat race. Everyone is scrambling to work as a pencil-pusher in some soulless corporate firm after graduation, but I’m offering you an opportunity to secure your financial future decades before your peers.

Well, I’m sure you’ll change your mind once you sleep on it. Wouldn’t want you to miss out on a chance to see your bank account hit one million before age 30.

See you next Tuesday!