5-Star Girlfriend Decommits From Relationship
Good news for rival recruiters, bad news for Cliff Mickelson: 5-star girlfriend Riley Cahill decommitted from her relationship with Mickelson Tuesday evening.
Cahill, who had verbally committed to Mickelson last February, was once considered a locked-in prospect by the Mickelson camp. However, after official visits with her friends and unofficial visits with other guys, Cahill announced her decommitment on Twitter.
“First, I would like to thank Cliff, his friends, and the Mickelson family for the opportunities they’ve presented me,” Cahill said. “It’s a tough decision, but after talking with God and my family, I am officially reopening my recruitment. #RoadToTheRing”
For Mickelson, the news is upsetting, though not especially surprising. Cahill has received numerous offers from other high-profile suitors. Analysts point to her intelligence, her sense of humor, and the way she used to smile at Mickelson when she thought he wasn’t looking as the makings of a blue-chip recruit.
As one of College Station’s most sought-after relationship candidates, Cahill will have her pick of the litter from the town’s male population. Sources around Cahill predict her leaning towards an offer from some frathole in her POLS 206 class.
—Hullakazoo
If you have ever attended Midnight Yell, you have unknowingly seen Hullakazoo. He marches in amongst the band wearing a Walmart army man Halloween costume whilst blasting his shrill kazoo into the midnight sky over Aggieland. You may hear his kazoo echoing down the halls of Evans library late at night, but you will never find him. Thankfully we are the only ones who could corner him and got him to join us and say some funny stuff every so often. The kazoo playing is really starting to bug us though.