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The Entire Office of the President Is out and Will Be Back in Fifteen Minutes

By Wrecking Crew Reba , in Local News , at April 6, 2017 Tags: , ,

Vandalism of the Aggie Ring plaza was discovered earlier this week, bringing to light vulgar comments that the Association building namesake Clayton Williams Jr. made about rape in 1990. Eager for comment on the situation, The Mugdown visited the offices of University President Michael Young only to discover that everyone was out and would be back in 15 minutes

We have been waiting for the staff’s return for about 45 minutes. The only signs of life so far have been what appears to be a secretary peeking out from behind the front desk periodically and a shushing sound emanating from a nearby conference room.

We will update this story as we gather more information on the situation.

 

—Wrecking Crew Reba