The Entire Office of the President Is out and Will Be Back in Fifteen Minutes
Vandalism of the Aggie Ring plaza was discovered earlier this week, bringing to light vulgar comments that the Association building namesake Clayton Williams Jr. made about rape in 1990. Eager for comment on the situation, The Mugdown visited the offices of University President Michael Young only to discover that everyone was out and would be back in 15 minutes
We have been waiting for the staff’s return for about 45 minutes. The only signs of life so far have been what appears to be a secretary peeking out from behind the front desk periodically and a shushing sound emanating from a nearby conference room.
We will update this story as we gather more information on the situation.
—Wrecking Crew Reba
Wrecking crew Reba’s crowning achievement is the restraining order Myles Garrett had to file against her. It’s framed (after all and hanging next to her first game day towel. No one is more zealous when it comes to defense, no one yells louder after a bone-crunching sack, and no one is quicker to throw up the WC hand sign. Wrecking crew Reba was probably the only Aggie who did not enjoy the Johnny Manziel era, constantly waxing poetic about Von Miller and 9 to 6 against Nebraska.