Kai’s Doughnut Co. to Offer New “Pre-Filtered” Option
Kai’s Doughnut Co. recently announced that they are now offering a special assortment of donuts that come “pre-filtered.” Using a unique blend of icing and toppings, these donuts appear to have already been photo-edited to perfection. Some of the new donut options include:
Amaro – For those who are busy and on the go. Scroll through more than one filter? No one has time for that. This donut option is for Ags with jammed packed agendas.
Lo-Fi – For those who want a colorful donut experience. An experience that is joyful, adventurous and whimsy.
X-Pro II – This donut will make you wonder if you have ever truly seen a donut. Dramatic. Existential. Your donut will write poetry while the others are learning the alphabet.
Valencia – For a chill donut experience. You did not plan to get donuts, it just kind of happened, ya know?
Mayfair – Warm and welcoming. These donuts were meant to be shared.
VSCO donut options are available as well, but come at a price increase.
Kai Penberthy, owner and founder of Kai’s donuts, describes his vision behind this new deal. “We realized the only real reason people even buy our donuts is so that they can photograph them. It was just the next logical step in capitalizing on this trend.”
The new donut package called “The Double Tap” represents the Instagram likes that the purchase will accrue. The Double Tap will not only include unique pre-filtered donuts, but also a list of donut puns for customers to use as captions.
Warning: Putting two donuts in front of your eyes to look like glasses
will not help your vision. Studies show this impairs your ability to see.
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