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Lousy Shirts Now Available to Match Lousy Event

By Fan Post , in Fan Posts , at April 6, 2016 Tags:

With over 1,000 recognized organizations at A&M, students are having a hard time buying premium Comfort Colors shirts for everything their friends are involved in. If you are “totally broke” after spending $100 on Chilifest tickets, then Discomfort Colors is for you. The standard shirts are just $2 each no matter the order size, or you can opt to upgrade to a clean shirt for just $3 per shirt! No matter what option you choose, Discomfort Colors shirts are guaranteed to fit your needs and the mediocre event they’re promoting! 

Features include:

Classic fonts- Times New Roman and Comic Sans

Two bold color schemes- black on white and white on black

Two totally customizable areas- 1” x 2.5” on the front and 2” x 11” on the back

Low-quality polyester

A very itchy tag