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Formal Captions are ~semi~ Passive Aggressive

By 5K for Yell , in Greek Life , at March 28, 2016 Tags:

It is the middle of spring semester and date parties, mixers, and formals are in full swing. There seems to be an underwhelming response as students struggle to perfectly caption their cute ‘n fun photos. Apparently, those in attendance had a subpar time with their relatively good dates.

 

Translation: Because you secretly wanted to ask someone else, but you were still pleased with your date’s performance.

 

Translation: The date did not crash and burn.

 

Translation: You give it a B-….actually a C+….

 

Translation: You sat and talked most of the night but made it onto the dance floor to awkwardly dance to Drake.

 

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Translation: The night was a 5/10 and you forgot your date’s name.

 

Hope everyone has {semi} good lives #passiveaggressive #unintentionalbullying #nofilter

 

-5K for Yell