In a recent move that shocked much of Aggieland, Kyler Murray has announced his transfer to the nationally acclaimed online college, The University of Phoenix. According to sources close to the erstwhile starter, Murray has accepted a fantasy football scholarship offer. After the transfer, Murray will retain three years of NCAA eligibility. During his time at A&M, Kyler was known for his backup quarterback role and ability to gain enormous hype before crushing the 12th Mans’ hopes and dreams.

In light of Murray’s transfer, third-string quarterback, Jake Hubenak made the following statement:

“Kyler will be missed, but his interceptions will not be. I’m looking forward to competing with Connor McQueen for the starting position when we face Louisville. I’m just happy that now, we’ll only be wasting one 5-star recruit.”

-Mugdown Staff

 

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Kyle Allen to Transfer to the University of Phoenix Online 

In a recent move that shocked much of Aggieland, Kyle Allen has announced his transfer to the nationally acclaimed online college, The University of Phoenix. According to sources close to the erstwhile starter, Allen has accepted a fantasy football scholarship offer. After the transfer, Allen will retain one year of NCAA eligibility. During his time at A&M, Kyle was known for his baby face and ability to gain enormous hype before crushing the 12th Mans’ hopes and dreams.

In light of Allen’s transfer, third-string quarterback, Jake Hubenak made the following statement:

“Kyle will be missed, but his pick sixes will not be. I’m looking forward to competing with Kyler for the starting position when we face Louisville. I’m just happy that now, we’ll only be wasting one 5-star recruit.”

-Ross-Tafarian Volunteer