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BREAKING: Texas A&M Won’t Accept Student Refugees

By Mugdown Staff , in Special Occasion , at November 16, 2015 Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

COLLEGE STATION, TX– President Michael Young sent the following letter to Governor Greg Abbott Monday to inform him that Texas A&M will no longer be accepting refugee transfer students for fear that we cannot fully vet them. The letter, leaked by an informant in the president’s office, indicates that the university has experienced trouble with transfer students in the past not supporting tradition and devaluing degrees.

 

 

Click here for a copy of the letter released by The Mugdown.