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Mugdown Lowdown: How to Spend $4 Billion

By Commons Lobbyist , in Science The Mugdown Low-Down , at November 10, 2015 Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

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Mugdown Lowdown: How to Spend $4 Billion

 

Last week, President Young announced a new plan to raise $4 billion over the next five years for world-changing projects. After the university spent the first million dollars on a large card stunt at Kyle Field, they reached out to The Mugdown for new ideas. To help the administration find ways to spend all that cash, we put $4 billion into perspective.

*Not to scale. This is a satirical organization, not a statistics company people.*

-Marco OVO Queso Polo and Commons Lobbyist