Find Your Aggie Spouse Now Before It’s Too Late
The spring semester is rapidly approaching a close, fellow students. If you have already missed the “ring before spring” deadline, it is time you got with the program. If you are a graduating senior, this is especially imperative.
How can you be even thinking about graduation if you have not found your Aggie soul mate to spend the rest of your life with?
You still have a little bit of time left, and you need to start your search, if you have not already. (Ladies, this may mean considering liberal arts and education majors.)
Why do you need to find your spouse now?
First, college is the relationship incubator, and it is the last stop before last resorts on where to meet that special someone.
Second, you have to find someone here to help you raise your maroon-blooded family. Those “house divided” signs are not for true Aggies.
Third, it is what you are supposed to do. Everyone else is doing it. Do not be the odd man/woman out now.
If you are in need of a little help, the launching of a new dating website called agsandmags.com is a great place to start. Make your profile today.
-Century TreeHarmony
Century treeHarmony and Lonely Lighter met at a speed dating convention and immediately bonded over their inability to communicate with the male sex. She has never faced the ill fate of walking under the Century Tree alone, but once had a close call with the Friendzone Branch. She describes the incident as the closest she wants to get to starring in an episode of “Beyond Scared Straight” and has since installed a shock collar system around the tree which she uses to warn herself if ever approaching the tree inadvertently.