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What was Really Found in the Steam Tunnels will Blow You Away!

By Sbisa Cookie , in Clickbait Local News , at December 8, 2014 Tags: , , , , , , , , , , ,

What was really found in the steam tunnels will blow you away!

The steam tunnels of Texas A&M University . . . everybody’s favorite rumor. Whole websites are devoted to the possible explanation of why they exist.

TexAgs can’t stop talking about what they might contain.

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This website, by the famous TI Cartographer, details the steam tunnels extensively.

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Complete with photos and a map for exploring!

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Even we aren’t immune to the natural wonder of the steam tunnels!

The Marooner's Map

Well the Mugdown sent some journalists down to the steam tunnels to discover what might really lie below.

We found . . . STEAM!

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Amazing!

Who knew the steam tunnels contained steam? Not us! But now we do, and so do you.

-Sbisa Cookie