- Heldenfels Hall
Too many stairs. I literally can’t even.
- Rudder Tower
So tall! I didn’t know we could have buildings over four stories! I literally can’t even!
- Memorial Student Center
Never. Any. Seats. Nah, it’s cool. I don’t mind eating my Panda on the floor like an animal. Literally. Can’t. Even.
- Kyle Field
Like, be finished already. Like I can even literally not!
- Wehner Building
I feel underdressed in my sweatpants, and that’s, like, not okay. Literally can’t words no speakin even not the feels.
- Academic Building
Such a big dome and pretty seal. Academic Building proves every day it is the prettiest building on campus. #Flawless I literally can’t odd.
- (PEAP) Physical Education Activity Program Building
Ugh, so far away. I can’t walk there because I don’t want to work out before I work out. Like who can even that?
- Biochemistry Building (AgCafe)
My wifi is such a tease. If it were an even, it can’t!
- Blocker Building
Did you know it’s more than two stories? And people actually use floors besides the first and second??
Mind = Blown. Literally even = Can’t.
- Zachry Engineering Center
How can you tell if someone’s an engineering major? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you. They’ll tell you they can’t even.
- Chemistry Building
The H2O fountain out front is shaped like an H2O molecule. H2Ohhhhh. H2Can’t evennn.
- West Campus Library
Much crowd. Many packed. So even. Literally can’t.
- Evans Library
Wouldn’t be too bad if I didn’t have to study in fear of the Fourth Floor Flasher. That’s a can’t I don’t want to even.
- (HECC) Harrington Education Center Classroom Building
I’m pretty sure this is the building for classes that weren’t important enough to fit in their own college’s buildings. Who even could cannot literally?
- Koldus Building
SGA, literally as effective as my even can!
- Reed Arena
YOUR ______’S AGGIE ________BALL TEAM NEEDS YOU. PLEASE SHOW UP 12TH MAN. PLEASE GIVE AN EVEN.
- Sbisa Dining Hall
Sbisa. Obese-uh. Sgrease-uh. Shaniqua. #CantEvenUh