Students Take Week Off From School Week Before Break
With spring break about 24 hours, 23 minutes, and 12 seconds after the publishing of this article (but who is counting, right?), every student still in College Station, present company included, has honestly stopped giving a flying f@$#. “OMG school sucks,” said Becky Summers, just now. “I hate that... Read more
This boy was diagnosed with a terminal illness. You WON’T BELIEVE what this university did next!
Get the tissues ready and brace yourself for a heartwarming win so epic it will restore your faith in humanity! Life was good for Joshua Alders, an 8 year-old Door Holder at Clark Elementary. From his games on the hopscotch court to his grades in Phonics class, Josh was... Read more
The 6 Best Places to Poop on Campus (No. 2 Will Inspire You)
6.) Top Floor of Harrington Tower The bathrooms here are clean, and the aesthetics are pleasing. Plus, you get that familiar rush from defecating at an altitude! Not a lot of people use these bathrooms–especially at night–so they are perfect for those late-night-away-from-home craps! Flush away! 5.) Sbisa These... Read more
Top 10 Reasons Clickbait Is The Worst (You Won’t Believe #6!)
1. After extensive brainstorming and literally tens of minutes of googling, we put together a list of all the reasons to hate clickbait. You will never guess what we did next; we wrote this article about it. 2. The worst thing about clickbait articles is their misleading titles. The... Read more
Finals Week As Told by Miss Rev and Shia LaBeouf
The moment you realize finals week is here. 2. You try to start studying. You get distracted. 4. You get REALLY distracted. 5. You eat everything in sight. 6. You realize you haven’t actually done anything. 7. You literally just can’t even. 8. Cue the mental breakdown. 9. You... Read more
5 Sexiest Layne’s Chicken Finger Boxes
This is one sexy box, it can handle a lot of meat. Who wouldn’t want to get inside this box? 2) That’s a nice handful of breast, maybe even two handfuls. Plump yet firm, this breast meat is begging you to bury your face in it. 3) This homegrown... Read more
7 Essential Tips for Boot Chasers
Does the sound of taps and spurs give you butterflies? Does the boots and khaki combo just throw you in a tizzy? Do you have your heart set on a cadet but just don’t know how to interact with him? Don’t worry, not many people do. Read this guide... Read more
Clickbait Week! Can We Lure You In?
You’ve studied long enough, reward yourself. The Top 10 Top 10 Top 10 List 7 Essential Tips for Boot Chasers 5 Sexiest Layne’s Chicken Finger Boxes Finals Week as Told by Miss Rev and Shia LaBeouf  The Humble Brag Chart: Does Your Org Matter? Top 10 Reasons Clickbait is... Read more
The Top 10 Top 10 Top 10 Lists
We all have busy lives to keep up with and we want our entertainment quick. Just give us the facts and get out. This desire for quick entertainment has given rise to the popularity of the top 10 list. Brief and numbered for easy consumption, top 10 lists are... Read more
Evans Offers Students Rent-A-Mom for Finals Week
Aggie Moms Club and Evans Library have teamed up to offer a new service to stressed out students during finals. While puppy-petting and free massages have been offered in past semesters, Evans will now begin offering a “Rent-A-Mom” service. This new service will give students the chance to “rent”... Read more