Football Player Released to Prevent Campus Conversation
Over Winter Break the Texas A&M Football Team quietly released one of their players, who was an unfortunate victim of sexual assault in late November while out at Northgate. The Athletic Department justified their actions by stating that student reactions to the event would only hamper the prevention and... Read more
Aggie Football Players Write ‘Nice Things’ to Each Other
After Wednesday’s frustrating loss to K-State, Aggie football players decided to move past their dissatisfaction and end the season on a more “uplifting” note.  During Thursday morning’s team meeting, players reminisced on the highs and lows of this past season and shared thoughtful notes with each other: “Nice Things.”... Read more
Student Body and Fans Call on Kevin Sumlin to Q-Drop Screen Passes
On the last day to Q-drop classes, a large number of students and Aggie Football fans have called upon Head Coach Kevin Sumlin to use one of his university allotted Q-drops to drop screen passes from the offensive playbook. The grassroots movement, named “Please Run Better Plays,” draws support... Read more
Donors Frustrated Over Inability to Purchase a Guaranteed National Championship

After spending millions of dollars on the football program, fans have become frustrated that the money spent has not correlated to guaranteed success.

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Graduate Students Rescued After a Confusing Saturday
After confusing Saturday’s football game against Tennessee for a paramilitary takeover of campus, a group of graduate students took cover in a fourth floor laboratory in the Biological Sciences Building. A strange smell and jammed office door alerted campus police of the group’s isolation early Monday morning. “A group... Read more
New KINE Class Prepares Students for Leaving Games Early

Leaving games early can be a tricky affair; many students fear the judgement of their peers, whose sweaty stares follow their premature journeys down the ramps. Fortunately for them, Texas A&M University has decided to continue the tradition of casting aside its core values for money by offering a new one hour KINE course titled “Advanced Flaking.”

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MUGDOWN ROADMAP: 2016 FOOTBALL SEASON

Aggie Football is back, and you can bet this season will be a crazy one, with more twists and turns than our offseason QB depth chart. Luckily, The Mugdown’s advanced sports analytics team is here to point out some important games this season.

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Kyler Murray to Transfer to University of Phoenix Online
In a recent move that shocked much of Aggieland, Kyler Murray has announced his transfer to the nationally acclaimed online college, The University of Phoenix. According to sources close to the erstwhile starter, Murray has accepted a fantasy football scholarship offer. After the transfer, Murray will retain three years of NCAA eligibility. During his... Read more
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Revolving Door

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Surveys to Settle Every Campus Dispute: Boo vs Hiss
Recent controversy over how Aggies respond to questionable calls during football games has prompted the 12th Man Foundation to sponsor an interactive poll at the upcoming game versus the South Carolina Gamecocks. In the spirit of Halloween, attendees of the game are asked to dress in costume representing which side... Read more