25×25 Plan Announced for College of Liberal Arts
The 2015-2016 school year has been off to a frustrating start, with overcrowded parking garages, students sitting on the floor in classrooms, and a surplus of competitive engineering students lining up in front of Evans at 5:00 a.m. hoping to get a table next to an outlet. Juniors and... Read more
Why Liberal Arts is Super Dumb
Once upon a time, there were dumb people who did not want to be engineers. There people are Liberal Arts majors. Why do they want to be Liberal Arts? In my opinion it is because they do not understand why engineers are so great, and now I will tell... Read more
Why We Need the Giant Magellan Telescope: The Mugdown’s First OpEd
(or an English Major’s Defense of NASA)   Once the world was small, and men found small things that were different in each other and hated them. The same languages spoken with different accents, the same religions with different prayers or the same skin color on different sides of... Read more
Engineering Major Unsure if Everyone at Party Knows He’s an Engineering Major
Freshman general engineering major David Chapman glanced around the house party nervously as he refilled his drink, looking for anyone he had not yet introduced himself to. “My time is valuable,” said Chapman. “Everyone here needs to know that there is so much schoolwork I could be doing right... Read more
Engineering Rivalries Climax, Tribal Warfare Ensues
Riots broke out early Wednesday morning, April 16, on the eastern side of campus where engineering students primarily have class. These riots were the explosive result of a recent strain of vehement arguments the students have had over whose course load is the most stressful. Engineering students from all... Read more