Thursday, April 25, 2024
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QUIZ: Which Yell Leader Party Should You Support?

Howdy! With election season upon us, it is good to know which Yell Leader party most matches your values and interests. With so many great candidates, it can be tough to pick exactly five, so we’d like to help you figure out the party that best represents you.
  • 1: What are you usually doing on a Tuesday night?




  • 2: Which spring event is your favorite?





  • 3: What does Sunday morning look like for you?





  • 4: What will you be doing this summer?





  • 5: What is your favorite beer?





  • 6: Where is your favorite place to study on campus?





  • 7: Who is your hero?





  • 8: What do you want to be when you grow up?





  • 9: What are you most involved in?





  • 10: Which of the following best describes you?







    • Your Yell Leader Party is 5 for Yell

    You are part of the 5 for Yell party. You represent everything that A&M is. You also represent everything that A&M is not. 5 for Yell is the only real party in the election, but that is because it’s the only party that values true unity. Members of the 5 for Yell party agree with everything the university has ever done, and everything it will ever do. The only opposition to the party are anarchists, psychotic individuals, and students that don’t belong at this school. Good job on choosing the right party!

    Your Yell Leader Party is BYX

    You are part of the BYX party. This may not really be a party, but they have successfully elected a Yell Leader in the past 5 years, so we figure that counts for something. Your party exists only because there are way too many of you. Winning a Yell Leader election in the BYX party is like a marching band member winning Homecoming King; you’re not necessarily better, there are just a lot of people that support you.

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