Valentine’s Day Offers a Painful Reminder of Your Ex Behaving like Jake Gyllenhaal
According to several recent reports, Valentine’s Day and the recent release of Red (Taylor’s Version) have caused newly single people…
According to several recent reports, Valentine’s Day and the recent release of Red (Taylor’s Version) have caused newly single people…
In a shocking move, freshman class president Anthony Calascione put forward a motion to Texas A&M University administration requesting one…
Following a third consecutive trivia victory, senior telecommunications major Ross Hodges berated his friends for discounting the contribution of his…
According to a breaking report, your boyfriend of three months just told you that he is in The Mugdown. This…
According to eyewitnesses, Daniel Deacon regularly attends class wearing khaki shorts and a Comfort Colors t-shirt collected from his involvement…
An upcoming update for iOS-supported devices will introduce a feature to prevent users from immediately texting their crush back. This…
In what is being called “the greatest betrayal of the decade,” Matthew DeSoto, a member of the Christian men’s organization…
According to witnesses at your residence in College Station, your roommate is definitely having sex right now. Your roommate did…
During the football game on Saturday, your psyche was permanently altered after seeing yourself on the Kyle Field jumbotron. While…
This weekend saw a sharp increase in the number of cases of a mystery respiratory illness known as frat flu….