KOLDUSGATE: The Seedy Underbelly of TAMU Politics Revealed
This letter was delivered late last night, February 12th, to Mugdown HQ addressed from former Student Body President, Jeff Pickering. At first we did not think anything of it, that is until we opened it. The following are the unaltered contents of his letter: Mugdown, If you received this... Read more
Christian Bubble Bursts, Floods Reed Arena
COLLEGE STATION, TX — At Breakaway on Tuesday night, the Christian bubble at Texas A&M burst. At the crescendo of the famous song by David Crowder, “How He Loves”, the bubble became so full of raised hands and loud voices that it simply could not hold up any longer. The... Read more
Brother Jed to Accept Philosophy of Religion Position at Blinn
Blinn students will be pleased to see a familiar face describing the merits and nature of religion next semester. This afternoon, the school announced the hiring of Jed Smock, known to many as Brother Jed, as the new Philosophy of Religion instructor. According to the official Blinn course catalog,... Read more
A&M Rebrands to Reflect Phonetics
  Prepare to see a ‘Block N’ forming on the North End of Kyle Field. Citing student confusion as the primary reason, Texas A&M University officials have decided to change their historic logo. In what is sure to be a controversial decision, officials have finally caved into phonetics. According... Read more
Cinemark Running Same Ticket Price since 1980’s
Is it time to say goodbye to four dollar movies,  Aggies? A conversation between junior economics major, Raj Panesar, and the manager of Cinemark in College Station has prompted an evaluation of ticket prices. Theodore Allen has both owned and managed the theater since 1985. He opened his theater... Read more