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Local News February 18, 2014 0

Yesterday, a small branch of campus died. The phrase “C ♥ L” was found carved into the beloved Century Tree. Many believed it to be the work of a red-ass couple etching their name into the history of A&M. However, we have uncovered the seedy truth. Our team of... Read more
The Mugdown is Proud to Endorse Bailey Burrus
Our paper has been proud to accurately and impartially report the news this election season. We believe that even as a satirical newspaper, it is our responsibility to be unbiased during this process. However, after hearing the cornerstone of his campaign: plans for the ability to spend dining dollars... Read more
Sunday Comic – REID JOSEPH INPEACHED – 2/16/2014
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BLESSINGGATE:  Gus Blessing Casually Drops “Gus Bless You” into Conversation
Campus has been hit by a new marketing strategy from Gus Blessing’s Student Body President campaign. The Believe In Blessing team has decided to capitalize on flu season by shouting ‘Gus Bless You’ whenever somebody sneezes. “Half of campus has the sniffles and the other half has allergies, the... Read more
HOWARDSGATE: Birth Certificate Reveals Richmond Howard Not Actually 35 Years Old
Those “Running with Richmond” will be pleased to know that amid rampant controversy, Mr. Howard has produced his birth certificate. It is confirmed that his date of birth is April 6th of 1993, not 1978 as many had speculated. Richmond Howard is known for many things. He is the... Read more
KOLDUSGATE: The Seedy Underbelly of TAMU Politics Revealed
This letter was delivered late last night, February 12th, to Mugdown HQ addressed from former Student Body President, Jeff Pickering. At first we did not think anything of it, that is until we opened it. The following are the unaltered contents of his letter: Mugdown, If you received this... Read more
Christian Bubble Bursts, Floods Reed Arena
COLLEGE STATION, TX — At Breakaway on Tuesday night, the Christian bubble at Texas A&M burst. At the crescendo of the famous song by David Crowder, “How He Loves”, the bubble became so full of raised hands and loud voices that it simply could not hold up any longer. The... Read more
Brother Jed to Accept Philosophy of Religion Position at Blinn
Blinn students will be pleased to see a familiar face describing the merits and nature of religion next semester. This afternoon, the school announced the hiring of Jed Smock, known to many as Brother Jed, as the new Philosophy of Religion instructor. According to the official Blinn course catalog,... Read more
A&M Rebrands to Reflect Phonetics
  Prepare to see a ‘Block N’ forming on the North End of Kyle Field. Citing student confusion as the primary reason, Texas A&M University officials have decided to change their historic logo. In what is sure to be a controversial decision, officials have finally caved into phonetics. According... Read more
Cinemark Running Same Ticket Price since 1980’s
Is it time to say goodbye to four dollar movies,  Aggies? A conversation between junior economics major, Raj Panesar, and the manager of Cinemark in College Station has prompted an evaluation of ticket prices. Theodore Allen has both owned and managed the theater since 1985. He opened his theater... Read more