Basic White Girls Literally Can’t Handle Starbucks Line
It is no secret that Starbucks is in high demand at Texas A&M. Since the MSC brought the franchise to campus in 2013, it has been clear that Aggies’ appetites could not be satiated with only one decent on-campus coffee center. The Texas A&M student body rejoiced when the... Read more
FOCUS ON THE FUTURE: ADDERALL DISPENSERS COMING TO CAMPUS
Last week, Texas A&M Student Health Services unveiled a plan to install new vending machines across campus. However, instead of Pepsi products and Starbucks Frappuccinos, these state-of-the-art dispensers will contain a stock of the medicinal variety. Each dispenser will be equipped with various prescription strengths of the drug amphetamine... Read more
WHICH FLO DO YOU BELONG IN?
Forget the banners. Forget the informationals. Forget the endless tank-top wearing sophomores asking if you are Class of 2019 or not. The FLO Chart is here. Backed by years of research and data gathered from all corners of campus, the FLO Chart is proven to ease the worries of... Read more
MSC OPEN HOUSE LEAVES POTENTIAL BUYERS SCARED AND CONFUSED
This Sunday, thousands of students and ones of buyers crowded into the Memorial Student Center to participate in the MSC Open House. The MSC Open House is a biannual Texas A&M tradition allowing new students to discover student organizations in the fun and relaxed atmosphere of being slowly trampled... Read more
CHICK-FIL-NO-WAY, Student Swears off Chicken Sandwiches Forever
Of the many dining options on Texas A&M University’s campus, there is one that stands tasty and strong six days of the week, 313 days a year. The Commons and Underground dining areas on campus are both home to beloved mini Chick-Fil-A Express restaurants. They serve the basics—chicken sandwiches,... Read more
15 Gifs to Help You Procrastinate Studying for Finals
This is what you’re supposed to be doing right now. . But sometimes you’d rather just take a nap than study. . Sometimes you’d rather just give up. . All you want to do is go out and play. . Your “responsible” friends try to motivate you. . But... Read more
Excess Dining Dollars Cause Campus to Break Out in Polite Fights
Several verbal arguments have broken out over the past week between students in line to pay for food at campus eateries. With the semester ending in nine days, many students are in a panic to spend the last of their dining dollars on campus. Students have been seen at... Read more
The Importance of Finding an Outlet
Where one gets plugged-in on campus can determine their social standing. Similar to high school except that most high schools do not let students bring their laptops to class. So, there are no experts here. In the age of e-Campus, web portals, and cloud storage, one would be completely... Read more
Potluck Roommate Finds More Pot Than Luck
The largest campus police action on record was carried out early Friday morning in a joint effort of College Station Police Department and TAMU Campus police outside of Schumacher Hall. Fergus Jane, a freshman horticulture major from Boulder, Colorado, is being held on various drug charges. The call to... Read more
Engineering Rivalries Climax, Tribal Warfare Ensues
Riots broke out early Wednesday morning, April 16, on the eastern side of campus where engineering students primarily have class. These riots were the explosive result of a recent strain of vehement arguments the students have had over whose course load is the most stressful. Engineering students from all... Read more