SENIOR STILL NOT QUITE SURE OF WORDS TO “SPIRIT OF AGGIELAND”
“Some maebuggh da bah da baaa . . . ba da SCHOOL THEY THINK SO GRAND!” said Jeffrey Phillips, senior class of 2014, as he uncomfortably tugged at his ear and stared at the floor. While every Aggie who has been to a football game can recite the upbeat... Read more
LITERAL BOOT CHASERS TERRORIZE CAMPUS
There is a college stigma that can ne’er be told, and it is the stigma of the infamous and elusive MRS Degree. Many young women invade Aggieland every year in search of the perfect man, and most agree that a uniform is one of the most attractive qualities a... Read more
Sunday Comic – MSC – 3/16/2014
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Texas A&M to Transition from Pepsi to Coca-Cola
In a move that has shocked the campus, Texas A&M University Dining has announced that it will be severing ties with PepsiCo. In its place, University administrators have awarded rival company Coca-Cola Bottlers Consolidated the exclusive right to sell products on campus. The University’s contract with PepsiCo, a multi-year... Read more
Student Actually Reads Syllabus
College Station, TX – In a twist of events that surprised even the professor himself, it appears that a student in his Introduction to Accounting class has read the syllabus. Despite requiring this mundane assignment every year, this is the first time on record that a student has in... Read more
MSC to Become World’s First 3-Story ‘Mega Panda’
Orange chicken looks to take over the Maroon landscape. Chartwells – the company that oversees Texas A&M on-campus dining – has just confirmed that Panda Express will expand to become the first ‘Mega Panda’. After constant complaints from students of massive lines and lack of seating, Chartwells approached University... Read more