Women’s Organizations: An Economic Analysis
With the introduction of Maggies in 1999, Texas A&M created a new segment in the StuAct Market.  The Maggies held a monopoly on membership for over a decade until the formation of the Aggie Belles in 2012.  Competition in the industry was minor and both saw growth.  A shortage... Read more
Sexas A&M, Home of the Twelfth Moan
Well, we hope you are proud of yourselves, you depraved collection of inglorious nymphomaniacs. Our intern quit after losing all hope in humanity from reading the depths of degeneracy on campus.  Enjoy your own deplorable display of bizarre deviance in the dorms. With that, there is only one more thing... Read more
New Howdy Online to Incorporate Dating Feature
Aggies will soon have a new way to meet. In January, Texas A&M Information Technology announced the development of an updated version of “Howdy,” Texas A&M’s official online portal used for accessing grades, eCampus, transcripts, and more.  Texas A&M IT is offering students an opportunity to test out the... Read more
Procrastinator’s Guide to Applying for Fish Camp
Part 1: Personal Information Fill out your name and contact information. Don’t stress, you can do it. Try to exaggerate your extracurricular involvement as much as possible. Hopefully you were in a FLO. If you were in a FLO, you are in. It could also really help to mention... Read more
A&M Allows Concealed Carry of Test Answers
Texas A&M will now permit students to use notes, cheat sheets, textbooks or any other form of assistance during tests. The new rule, which took effect on January 1,  is in accordance with a Texas Senate bill that requires universities to allow students to carry test answers with them... Read more
Evans Offers Students Rent-A-Mom for Finals Week
Aggie Moms Club and Evans Library have teamed up to offer a new service to stressed out students during finals. While puppy-petting and free massages have been offered in past semesters, Evans will now begin offering a “Rent-A-Mom” service. This new service will give students the chance to “rent”... Read more
Syllabus Views Spike as Students Calculate Minimum Required Grades
Students all across campus are turning to their syllabi, searching for a glimmer of hope. Rick Thornbody, freshman engineering major and battle-hardened student, said college has changed him. “We laughed at the syllabus back then,” Thornbody said, with a harrowing look in his eyes. “Those were happier days. Freshly... Read more
Sight of Tour Group Causes Sudden Feeling of Superiority
Jason Sheffield said he was having a bad day until he saw a tour group on campus. “I had just gotten a notification from my bank saying I was overdrawn,” Sheffield said. “Plus, I hadn’t slept in like 21 hours, I think I failed my biology midterm and I... Read more
Student Elite Form Selective GroupMe
On a campus with 50,000 undergraduate students, it can be difficult to know exactly where students fit in. Many student leaders understand that they are better than the other students on campus, but it can be hard to distinguish the leaders from the uninvolved and unimportant. An important student’s... Read more
Utopia Realized Once All Students Armed
In accordance with a decision by the Texas Legislature, concealed carry has become universally accepted at Texas A&M University, ushering in a golden age of safety and prosperity. Once it was wisely pointed out that guns actually save lives and are not tools designed for the express purpose of... Read more