Stupid, Sexy, Statue – Sunday Comic
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Rock the Vote: Mugdown’s Guide to Fall Elections
With the year’s most anticipated election upon us, we take to social media to learn more about this years candidates. Where, besides Twitter, can one find valuable and objective information concerning a candidate’s viewpoints? Unless someone made a website for their Freshman Class President campaign, you probably can’t find... Read more
Kyle Field Scoreboard Adds 15 Pounds
After complaints by fans that the scoreboard added the Freshman 15 a bit too early in the year, the Kyle Field media staff took a hard look at their equipment to make sure everything was square. The video board, now the largest in the country, was made to maximize... Read more
LLAC: How to Like Football If You Don’t Like Football – A Girl’s Guide
The Lonely Lighter Advice Column on: How to Like Football If You Don’t Like Football – A Girl’s Guide Hey Lonely, I have an embarrassing confession: I can’t like Aggie Football. I know; I’m a total two-percenter, but I have really tried. There are so many rules, and it’s... Read more
Reveille Pregnant!?!?

Reveille Pregnant!?!?

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COLLEGE STATION, TX — Rumors about the famed and beloved Texas A&M University mascot, Reveille VIII, are circulating of a possible pregnancy for the First Lady of Aggieland. It is no secret that Miss Rev is prone to take naps virtually everywhere she goes, but it seems to have... Read more
Game Time Prayer Angers Zeus. Weather Happens.
Only moments after Kyle Kelly finished his prayer to the Hebrew God before the first football game against Lamar, another god stirred. In spectacular wrath, Zeus began to throw down lightning bolts to punish the bigotry of the Aggies. For hours, Zeus threw bolt after bolt, declaring that the... Read more
Battered Aggie Syndrome – Sunday Comic – 9/21/2014
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FOCUS ON THE FUTURE: ADDERALL DISPENSERS COMING TO CAMPUS
Last week, Texas A&M Student Health Services unveiled a plan to install new vending machines across campus. However, instead of Pepsi products and Starbucks Frappuccinos, these state-of-the-art dispensers will contain a stock of the medicinal variety. Each dispenser will be equipped with various prescription strengths of the drug amphetamine... Read more
RICE’S MIDDLE SCHOOL IMPROV GROUP FLOUNDERS AT HALFTIME
Aggies attending the football game this weekend witnessed a special treat: the Rice Middle School improv group, affectionately nicknamed The MOB. As the Rice Middle School Band performed at halftime, the improv group was allowed to join their classmates on the field to perform a small skit they put... Read more