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Campus Voices: TAMU Declares Victory Over ISYS

By Mugdown Staff , in Campus Life , at January 26, 2017 Tags:

In an email sent to all Management Information Systems students, the MIS department announced that it has done away with the “ISYS” prefix for its courses. Effective Fall 2017, all classes previously labelled “ISYS” will now be labeled “ISTM”. ISYS classes were subject to some controversy due to sharing a pronunciation with the terrorist organization ISIS. What do you think?



student“I’m worried that the power vacuum left by ISYS will contribute to further destabilization of the region. Between ISYS’ demise and engineering’s illegal settlement of the west campus, A&M is laying the groundwork for a more extremist regime to gain a foothold.”

   Craig Howard, Senior, studying Political Science with a minor in Facebook Commenting



“I already feel safer on campus.”

Patricia Erickson, Sophomore, studying Wooden Cabinet Design


student“ISYS was just a spinoff of MIS. Relabeling them ISTM doesn’t stop the real threat.”

Tyler Price, Junior, studying Pumpkin Patch Marketing


“I’m tired of the Board of Regents changing all of our sacred traditions like it’s nothing.”

Brenda Edwards, Senior, studying Innovative Stair Construction


student“I thought we already killed Bin Laden?”

Roman Gill, Freshman, studying Election Engineering



“I like to think that somehow legalizing concealed carry is what led to this.”

Abigail McCarthy, Sophomore, studying Pizza Hut Architecture