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eCampus Grades 50% off for Cyber Monday

By Bacon & Ags , in Campus Life , at November 28, 2016 Tags: , , , , , ,

It is no secret that college students love a good deal, and Black Friday and Cyber Monday are the reigning kings when it comes to frugal shopping. From clothes to pizza rolls, a good bargain goes a long way, and this year, Texas A&M is joining in on the fun.

For one day only, eCampus is offering a Cyber Monday special where all online grades are 50% off. Indeed, class averages campus-wide are being slashed lower than ever before!

Missed the Q-Drop deadline? Students who act before 5 p.m. Pacific Standard Time are eligible to receive a free Student Withdrawal form in the mail!

Trade in your self confidence and free time for an all-new 2017 bundle of emotional and mental stress and anxiety with no extra cost to you! That is an $80,000 value—absolutely free!

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But wait, there’s more! Students who drop out today receive an honorary art degree as part of the TAMU-thon Sign then Cry Event!

Some restrictions apply.
Offer not valid in AK and HI.
May not be combined with other offers.
See advisor for more information.
Member of the Corps of Cadets? Inquire about a discount for uniformed personnel

 

—Bacon & Ags