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5 Sexiest Layne’s Chicken Finger Boxes

By Chophouse Sweater Burger , in Clickbait , at December 8, 2015 Tags: , , , , , , , ,

  1. This is one sexy box, it can handle a lot of meat. Who wouldn’t want to get inside this box?

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2) That’s a nice handful of breast, maybe even two handfuls. Plump yet firm, this breast meat is begging you to bury your face in it.

chicken box

3) This homegrown box needs some good, old fashioned lovin’. This box came from the Layne’s next door so it seems innocent but you know how dirty it really is.

chicken box

4) The fingers in this box look great. We bet the legs and thighs would look even better.

chicken box

5) Nothing is sexier than a bird in lingerie.

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-Chophouse Sweater Burger