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18 Buildings on Campus That We Literally Can’t Even

By Honey Bear , in Clickbait , at December 8, 2014 Tags: , , , , , , , , , , ,

  1. Heldenfels Hall
    Too many stairs. I literally can’t even.
1-Heldenfels
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1237205252_girl_falls_during_matress_slide.gif

 

  1. Rudder Tower
    So tall! I didn’t know we could have buildings over four stories! I literally can’t even!
2-Rudder
http://giphy.com/gifs/cheezburger-kitten-cat-108Rs0HXh7gveg

 

  1. Memorial Student Center
    Never. Any. Seats. Nah, it’s cool. I don’t mind eating my Panda on the floor like an animal. Literally. Can’t. Even.
3-MSC
http://i.imgur.com/evnR5h0.gif

 

  1. Kyle Field
    Like, be finished already. Like I can even literally not!

    4-Kyle
    http://i.minus.com/iNp4L31KdLpBA.gif
  1. Wehner Building
    I feel underdressed in my sweatpants, and that’s, like, not okay. Literally can’t words no speakin even not the feels.

    5-Wehner
    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8gbmfFARW1r0z3y7o1_500.gif
  1. Academic Building
    Such a big dome and pretty seal. Academic Building proves every day it is the prettiest building on campus. #Flawless I literally can’t odd.

    6-Academic
    tumblr.com
  1. (PEAP) Physical Education Activity Program Building
    Ugh, so far away. I can’t walk there because I don’t want to work out before I work out. Like who can even that?

    7-PEAP
    http://www.gifs8.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/you-are-so-lazy.gif
  1. Biochemistry Building (AgCafe)
    My wifi is such a tease. If it were an even, it can’t!

    8-Biochemistry
    http://cdn4.gurl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/GIF.gif

 

  1. Blocker Building
    Did you know it’s more than two stories? And people actually use floors besides the first and second??
    Mind = Blown. Literally even = Can’t.

    9-Blocker
    http://giphy.com/gifs/reactiongifs-sO5derwxGq1Z6
  1. Zachry Engineering Center
    How can you tell if someone’s an engineering major? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you. They’ll tell you they can’t even.

    10-Zachry(1)
    http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-07/24/10/enhanced/webdr05/anigif_enhanced-buzz-12945-1406210724-4.gif

    10-Zachry(2)
    http://i.imgur.com/3Gi4MG6.gif
  1. Chemistry Building
    The H2O fountain out front is shaped like an H2O molecule. H2Ohhhhh. H2Can’t evennn.

    11-Chemistry
    http://i.imgur.com/2TtN4bv.gif
  1. Commons
    Freshmen inside. Enter at own risk. L1t3r@lly c@n+ 3v3n.

    12-Commons
    http://giphy.com/gifs/reactiongifs-year-freshman-XjwIK6R7N85rO
  1. West Campus Library
    Much crowd. Many packed. So even. Literally can’t.

    13-WCL
    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m325a9qWoW1rosecn.gif
  1. Evans Library
    Wouldn’t be too bad if I didn’t have to study in fear of the Fourth Floor Flasher. That’s a can’t I don’t want to even.

    14-Evans
    http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/fingering.gif
  1. (HECC) Harrington Education Center Classroom Building
    I’m pretty sure this is the building for classes that weren’t important enough to fit in their own college’s buildings. Who even could cannot literally?

    15-HECC
    http://giphy.com/gifs/cat-ODGaKDyHFmqxq
  1. Koldus Building
    SGA, literally as effective as my even can!

    Koldus---Obey
    sponsored by The Machine. Enjoy Responsibly.
  1. Reed Arena
    YOUR ______’S AGGIE ________BALL TEAM NEEDS YOU. PLEASE SHOW UP 12TH MAN. PLEASE GIVE AN EVEN.
    -Jennifer Marten

    16-Reed
    http://s.likes-media.com/img/6b00bfec9e752da352e95c36ee8826a4
  1. Sbisa Dining Hall
    Sbisa. Obese-uh. Sgrease-uh. Shaniqua. #CantEvenUh

    18-Sbisa
    http://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/5192013032518Xl8pjnl.gif

-Honey Bear