Requires: Dog ears, fur trimmed dress, maroon or white shawl (optional), and an open invitation for people to call you a b**** all night.
Bonus for Couples: bring your handler and see how many interpret the costume as a statement on gender roles.
Requires: even more body paint than Sully, high lace-up boots, construction helmet, and a chain to get creative with.
Bonus: stripper moves will guarantee that pretty much everyone who recognizes your costume buys you a drink…or at least sticks a few singles in your waistband.
Sexy Beutel Nurse
Requires: not much really. Just reuse your sexy nurse costume from last year, except this time with either a homemade Beutel sign or nametag. Don’t worry, if anyone asks for medical help, prescribe ice and rest.
Bonus: take a shot every time someone thinks you’re a sexy Ebola nurse.
Double Bonus: bring a pack of cigarettes to smoke on all your breaks.
Sexy Century Tree
Requires: I dunno. Just like some twigs and leaves you can pick up staggering around Northgate. You can just say it’s an Eve costume until you find enough.
Bonus: any hookups end in marriage.
Sexy Aggie Squirrel
Requires: fake ears, fake tail, matching dress, and an erratic personality.
Bonus: spend the evening
making cracking various nut-related puns.
Double Bonus: find Sexy Century Tree and become best friends.
Sexy UPD Officer
Requires: sexy police officer uniform (available at literally any store this time of year) and a pair of handcuffs.
Bonus: ride a segway giving out fake tickets all night to Sexy NG Ratchet (there is a chance that more than one person will pick that costume).
Sexy A&M Offense
Be the tease you are and never actually show up.