The 15 Dunks That You Will Definitely Be Invited To The 15 Dunks That You Will Definitely Be Invited To
So, it’s Ring Day tomorrow and odds are your Facebook event invitations list is filled to the brim with pun-filled Ring Dunk invites from... The 15 Dunks That You Will Definitely Be Invited To

So, it’s Ring Day tomorrow and odds are your Facebook event invitations list is filled to the brim with pun-filled Ring Dunk invites from all your buds. We found the best 15 Ring Dunks going down this weekend and you better make all of them – or at yeast try.

Hoppy Dunking!

 

1. House of Dunk – Everything is about power – including dunking your Aggie Ring. Freddy’s better be catering.

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2. Dunk in Love – Make sure to bring a surfboard.

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3. Turn Dunk For What –Get Crunk y’all.

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4. Dunkaritaville – Name ring a Belle?

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5. Dunk’n Donuts – Beer and Donuts. What could be better?

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6. Dunk It Ags – Are you even trying???

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7. White Men Can’t Dunk – Participating in this dunk is our favorite President-elect Johnny Gus – WAIT. He didn’t win? Even while Jay Arnold rubs him down with cool, refreshing water?

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8. Dunkster’s, Inc. –  Sully!!!!! I GET IT.

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9. America’s Best Dunk Crew – The official Fade 2 Black Ring Dunk. Feel free to attend – but don’t dance. Please.

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10. Dunk of the Rings– You now have Your Precious. Congrats. Now drop it in a pitcher of beer and chug like the future of the Shire depends on it.

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11. We Dunk Maroon– “Soooooo puuit a penny onn Sulllyyy, asnd wisjh me somer drunkkkkkkk”

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12. Dunking Night Live – If this dunk isn’t on Saturday, so help me.

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13. Dunkledore’s Army – You better solemnly swear you’re up to no good.

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14. Ring Dunk (Insert Pun Here) – Wow. Way to be non-conformist. You guys are like soooo meta.

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15. The Dunk Event– One Big Day. One Big Pitcher. One Big Dunk.

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