So, it’s Ring Day tomorrow and odds are your Facebook event invitations list is filled to the brim with pun-filled Ring Dunk invites from all your buds. We found the best 15 Ring Dunks going down this weekend and you better make all of them – or at yeast try.
1. House of Dunk – Everything is about power – including dunking your Aggie Ring. Freddy’s better be catering.
2. Dunk in Love – Make sure to bring a surfboard.
3. Turn Dunk For What –Get Crunk y’all.
4. Dunkaritaville – Name ring a Belle?
5. Dunk’n Donuts – Beer and Donuts. What could be better?
6. Dunk It Ags – Are you even trying???
7. White Men Can’t Dunk – Participating in this dunk is our favorite President-elect Johnny Gus – WAIT. He didn’t win? Even while Jay Arnold rubs him down with cool, refreshing water?
8. Dunkster’s, Inc. – Sully!!!!! I GET IT.
9. America’s Best Dunk Crew – The official Fade 2 Black Ring Dunk. Feel free to attend – but don’t dance. Please.
10. Dunk of the Rings– You now have Your Precious. Congrats. Now drop it in a pitcher of beer and chug like the future of the Shire depends on it.
11. We Dunk Maroon– “Soooooo puuit a penny onn Sulllyyy, asnd wisjh me somer drunkkkkkkk”
12. Dunking Night Live – If this dunk isn’t on Saturday, so help me.
13. Dunkledore’s Army – You better solemnly swear you’re up to no good.
14. Ring Dunk (Insert Pun Here) – Wow. Way to be non-conformist. You guys are like soooo meta.
15. The Dunk Event– One Big Day. One Big Pitcher. One Big Dunk.
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