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The Mugdown Reads Fan Mail – HOME SCHOOLED STUDENTS UNITE AGAINST MUGDOWN

By Mugdown Staff , in The Mugdown , at April 4, 2014 Tags: , , , , , , , , , , ,

Every so often, someone besides Jeff Pickering sends us mail. Most of it is coupons and various other kinds of junk mail, but sometimes we find a pearl hidden in the warzone that is HQ’s mailbox. Mugdown Reads Fan Mail is a new segment where we post some of our favorite letters and emails we receive. Some are kind, others not as much, but they all have one thing in common . . . these people practically worship us.

OPINION: HOME SCHOOLED STUDENTS UNITE AGAINST MUGDOWN

It has come to my attention that The Mugdown has created what they are calling “Harry Potter Week” on their site. As one of the many students who were homeschooled their entire life, we refuse to participate in such debauchery. It is clear that the Mugdown has no respect for Jesus nor any appreciation of good books, like the Bible, for instance. For that “newspaper” to actively promote witchcraft and the occult while spitting in the face of the scriptures is unwise.

Let them enjoy their little blog, but I hope they know the WRATH OF GOD is coming to them, unless they repent. I refuse to read the articles of such an immoral website and I urge any fundamentalist home-schooled Christians to do the same.

In short, read the Mugdown, go to hell.

-Carter C. Cook